The Ballad of Little Antonio

 Antonio was a wee little man

And a wee little man was he. 

He has a girl in every port

And he hopes they never meet.

 

He saw a gnome inside a tent

And snuck inside to see.

He bought some bongs, a magic cape

And Guile responded with glee.

 

 And he said, "Pelinistra... you calm down! 

We would like for you to stay. 

And you can't take Guile away."